Marry Date or Dump: Vampires

Vtumblr_lvuoz0xKZU1qhtx5rampires have become so trendy, that I think by now most mentions of them are usually accompanied by an eye roll and an internal snarky thought like “that is so 2008.” Still according to Wikipedia their presence in global culture may date back to prehistoric times (we’ll never really know because that is the whole point of prehistory). Also, I think we all have to admit there is something sexual about incredibly attractive, mostly male creatures who suck the blood of innocent young women. That has to be symbolism or a metaphor or another fancy English major term.

Anyways I’ve chosen three famous vampires, let me know who you would marry, who you would date, and who you would dump in the comments below.

Dracula

Dracula from Dracula by Bram Stoker

Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Bill Compton from the Sookie Stackhouse Series and the HBO adaptation True Blood

Bill Compton from the Sookie Stackhouse Series and the HBO adaptation True Blood

7 thoughts on “Marry Date or Dump: Vampires

  1. Edward is a one-hundred year old man who is obsessively stalking a teenage girl, breaking into her house at night so he can watch her sleep, so he’s out.
    As for the other two, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve never read Dracula… and haven’t seen True Blood either 🙂
    So… none of the above!

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